A Private Dining Club
Bombay Blues
& Silver Suits
The private club for retired high-achievers who still like winning – this time at lunch.
Same curry that broke Byron Bay. Better company than you ever had in the boardroom.
Welcome to the Top Table
This is not bingo.
This is the Butter Chicken Boardroom.
Welcome back to the top table. Only now the dress code is linen, the wine flows, and Graham (ex-owner of Byron Bay's legendary Bombay Blues Café) is in the kitchen making the curry that once had rock stars and movie stars queuing on the footpath.
Long tables of 8–10, deliberately mixed so you never sit with the same people twice. No microphones, no speeches longer than 90 seconds (unless they're hilarious).
Hour: someone sketches a business idea on a napkin
Hour: phone numbers being swapped like it's 1995
New companies started from napkin sketches last year
The Feast
What's on the Table
The exact menu changes every time, but always includes these legends
Welcome
- •Welcome drink: mango lassi or cold Kingfisher beer
The Main Event
- •Graham's famous 48-hour lamb rogan josh
- •Butter chicken that will ruin all other butter chicken for you
- •Prawn malabar curry
- •Goat vindaloo (optional fire level)
- •Black-dal makhani
- •Four seasonal vegetable curries
From the Tandoor
- •Freshly made garlic and keema naan from the tandoor
- •Raita, chutneys, and fresh salads
Sweet Endings
- •Cardamom pistachio kulfi
- •Warm gulab jamun
- •Bottomless chai and coffee
Long Lunches
Everything included
Saturday Dinners
Everything included
Off First Event
For new members
Bring your own wine – no corkage ever
Save the Dates
Upcoming 2026 Events
Locations rotate: Noosa, Sunshine Coast, Brisbane, Gold Coast, and occasionally private homes with ridiculous views.
Saturday Night Dinner
Saturday"Deals on the Beach" – bring your best war story
Long Lunch
FridayFirst-timers welcome lunch
Valentine's Dinner
SaturdayBring your partner (or your ex-business partner)
Long Lunch
FridayProperty tycoons special
Saturday Night Dinner
Saturday"The one that got away" stories night
Exact venues and RSVP links sent only to the private mailing list two weeks ahead.
We like to keep it exclusive and nimble.
The Company
Who Shows Up
Retired and semi-retired CEOs, company founders, surgeons, property developers, lawyers who won big, accountants who still get Christmas cards from grateful clients, a couple of ex-politicians who are finally fun, and at least one famous musician who shall remain nameless until you're sitting next to him.
Average net worth at the table: nobody's counting, but the napkin sketches have started three new companies in the last year alone.
Conversation Starters on the Table
"Biggest deal you ever walked away from?"
"Worst boss you ever had?"
"Best mistake that made you rich?"
Membership
Join the Club
Zero joining fee. Zero committee. Zero obligations.
Just add your name below and we'll save you a seat at the next one.